Kirby's Actual Power

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So as we know, I fap to Kirby since hes my favorite character ever. That said, lately, I've noticed people have been giving him way too much fucking credit.

"Another Dimension is universal!"

Lolno. Literally the thing has an unconfirmed size. Also, Kirby never destroyed it and Landia had to save him and his friends from getting killed by its collapse. To be honest, it looks to be like solar system sized but thats me eyeballing it.

Also, saying that those little cute galaxies at the bottom make it multi-galaxy is retarded. Those are cute aesthetics. VS Battle Wiki, stop being retarded.

"Hypernova is a BLACK HOLE!"

I used to support this but then I looked at the Japanese version. It literally said it was a Big Bang. Which yeah, would make it universal but as we can see from on-screen shit, its clearly not ripping apart the fabric of the universe. Also, its just a description, guys.

"Kirby is multi-solar system via creating a large shine in Squeak Squad!"



To be fair, I can see why one would think this but... it is unknown if Kirby ever went to the galaxy. Hes travelling to it, nothing ever implies he gets there.

"Kirby defeated Master Hand & Crazy Hand who created the SMASH BROS UNIVERSE!!!!1Ellipses!11"

Well, this is true... in the Smash Bros universe. To scale Kirby to non-canon feats is kind of stupid. Its like making Shovel Knight scale to Kratos even though Kratos has blatantly not shown his best feats in the Shovel Knight game.

"Dark Mind is universal!"

Oh fuck off, this is just flat-out wank. The Mirror World is not a universe. Again, it has an unknown size. I mean, its at least planet sized I suppose but again, I'm eyeballing like a fucking nerd.

"Kirby threw Popon around the sun!"

This isn't even close to Kirby's best feat. Like, the Megaton Punch is way stronger than this shit.

"Kirby destroyed NOVA who tanked blows from the sun and the moon!"

Yeah, no. So like, you can blatantly see that the sun is the same size as the moon. Both are planet sized, to be fair. But like, the moon is the size of the sun which is bullshit. And there also the same size as the planets. Inb4 someone says the moon and planets are obviously star-sized when thats just pushing it.

"Kirby entered a black hole in Squeak Squad!"

First off, there is no proof that it's a black hole. It could be a wormhole and also, it never collapsed or anything.

I'm pretty sure thats everything.

Also, this goes without saying but Superman and Bomberman stomp Kirby's ass.


















That said, I love this fucker so I'm going to debunk some downplay now.

"201 Megatons!"

Fuck off. That's just some random ass placeholder number. It makes literally no sense.

"Kirby needed to charge up the punch to bust Pop Star!"

True but it was like for a second. To say that Kirby's power is dramatically different would make no sense. Also, doesn't even matter. Kirby has another large planet feat right here: www.narutoforums.com/blog.php?…

He was right in the middle of this huge explosion. 

"To kill Nova, he needed to destroy his insides!"

Daily reminder that he still fucking bombed him horribly by tossing Marx into him and still caused a massive as shit explosion so...

"Kirby can't tank apples!"

>Using low-ends
Well, if this is the case, then Buu couldn't tank bullets once so Spike Spiegel stomps Buu. :^)

Also, this also goes without saying but Kirby still beats Pac-Man.
 
Well, now that this is all out, I cannot wait for the inevitable rage. Woohoo.







Although, to be fair, Kirby still isn't as wanked as The Legend of Zelda and Sonic the Hedgehog.








End result: Kirby is large planet+ and 50 times the speed of light. Stop wanking now, holy shit, Superman stomps the shit out of him.
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Hey. Do you think massively faster than light Kirby is legit?